Dear Bostonians, Cambridge Folk (Cambridgers? Cambridgians?) and other neighbors,

You are cordially invited to a happy hour at The Druid, wherein you will have the opportunity to drink, donate to Send A Cow, and win prizes!! I know all of these are far more interesting to you than my idle chatter, so I’ll get right to the deets:

Who: You
What: Drinking and Donating Cash to Send A Cow, our official charity!
When: Thursday, May 8, 2008, 6 - 8 pm, although we’ll still be there well after it is “officially” over
Where: The Druid, 1357 Cambridge Street, Cambridge MA
Why: The reasons are boundless, among them are:

• Karmic payback
• The satisfaction of donating to a good cause
• Yummy food
• The opportunity to bask in the awesomeness of me and Jessie
• And the chance to WIN…

RED SOX TICKETS
GIFT CERTIFICATES TO LOCAL HOT SPOTS
AND MORE!!! 

How: You can’t be serious…you’re an adult, you can figure it out.

I would totally rock the socks off your middle school newspaper with my mad journalism skills, don’t you think?

Hope to see you there!